In my next life:

I'll be an Airedale, so I can:

  • go to a vet, who probably will care more about me than what I've gotten used to in this life, thanks to managed care
  • have folks who think my antics are humorous and appreciate me for myself and actually WANT me to grow up different from them
  • be applauded for sitting and staying
  • be fed regularly without having to cook it myself
  • be kept out of harm's way (well, most of the time)
  • run with Mr. Woofer just once in my life
  • be thanked for staying in bed - the longer the better

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