| Archaic | New |
| Dog | Domestic Partner |
| Hound | Canine companion |
| Person | Quadrupled-impaired |
| Pet | Roommate |
| Master | Master chef |
| Owner | Automatic door opener |
| Command | Suggestion |
| Pot roast | Dog Food |
| Groomer | Spa |
| "Accident" | Self-expression |
| Barking | Discussing |
| Discipline | Assertiveness training |
| Obedience | Self-actualization program |
| Shedding | Self-renewal |
| Digging through trash | Recycling |
| Dog pack | Fraternal organization |
| Guard dog | Defense chief |
| Sheep dog | Agricultural mgmt professional |
| Lap dog | Personal advisor |
| Stray | Explorer |
| Kids | Assailants |
| Bath | Obsolete |
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