Vet terms

  • Artery - The Study of paintings
  • Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
  • Barium - What you do when CPR fails
  • Benign - What you be after you be eight
  • Bowel - A letter like A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y
  • Caesarean Section - A neighborhood near Rome
  • Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
  • Cat Scan - What dogs do when they enter your yard
  • Cauterize - Made eye contact with the nurse
  • Colic - A Sheep Dog
  • Coma - A punctuation mark
  • Congenital - Friendly
  • D and C - Where Washington is located
  • Dilate - To live long
  • Enema - Not a friend
  • GI Series - Baseball between teams of soldiers
  • Grippe - A Suitcase
  • Hangnail - A coat hook
  • Impotent - Distinguished, well known
  • Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
  • Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
  • Morbid - A higher offer
  • Nitrate - Cheaper than the day rate
  • Node - Was aware of
  • Outpatient - A person who has fainted
  • Pelvis - Cousin to Elvis
  • Post-operative - A letter carrier
  • Protein - In favor of young people
  • Recovery Room - Where you have your upholstery done
  • Rectum - Darn near killed him
  • Rheumatic Fever - Amorous feeling
  • Secretion - Hiding anything
  • Seizure - A Roman emperor
  • Tablet - A small table
  • Terminal Illness - Sick at the airport
  • Tibia - North African country
  • Tumor - An extra pair
  • Urine - Opposite of you're out
  • Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together

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